So how’s this for a smart little girl? I’m part horrified that she would do this, part terrified of what this foreshadows for her teenage years, and part impressed at how well she can plan ahead at the tender age of two. Here’s the story I heard when I picked Kate up from school this week.
Kate and her little friend apparently got in a scuffle in the morning and Kate came out of it with a bite mark on her finger. The teachers fussed over her and the other girl got a time out.
Later that afternoon the girls started to scuffle again and the teacher ran over to break it up before it got ugly. When Kate saw the teacher coming she stuck her own hand in her own mouth and bit herself, then pointed at the other girl and said, “She bit me!”.
We’re certainly going to get a run for our money with this one!