1. Every thing you own will get puke on it.
2. Baby poo can go out the side of a diaper, through a thick flannel baby outfit, through daddy’s jeans and onto his leg.
3. You will be psyched when your baby cowboy blows a huge booger on your shirt at 2 in the morning — “Wow did you see the size of that thing? What a big boy!”.
4. When he decides to pee mid-diaper change, you don’t hesitate to block it with your hand just so he doesn’t pee in his mouth.
Ahh, the joys of being a parent…